Three Colours

I have come to the sad conclusion that our country is inhabited by colour blind effwits, who swerve through our highways and byways with not an intelligent thought to sully their pure little minds.

Now I am fully aware that there are many people out there that have bought their drivers licences and are so clueless with regards to the rules of the road that the annual death toll should be 10 times higher.

BUT FOR EFFS SAKES!!!!!!

All these clowns need to know is three colours, please how hard is that? The world is full of three year olds who can master the difference of more than three colours.

RED MEANS STOP!!!!!
ORANGE MEANS SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
GREEN MEANS YOU CAN GO!!!!

See, not rocket science. Yet everyday without fail and at every robot there are colour blind synchronised dipshit driving displays.

Now I always said it was the sole fault of taxi drivers, yet it seems to have become a national epidemic!!

So please do your part in putting a stop to this new scourge sweeping our roads, and learn the three colours. Later everyone can move on to the advanced topics of yields and turning lanes. But baby steps at this stage.

Because quite frankly if I was the minister of transport I would position snipers at main intersections to shoot out the tyres of transgressors (call it an accelerated learning program)