Freedom

Ahhh you can smell it in the air. Thanks mainly to global warming I think!! The last day of work before the Christmas rush away. Now I know many people haven’t been at work for some time already but they are in the public services so they don’t count.
People in the real world (the workers) are taller today, the coffee tastes better, and reality is crisper.

Freedom!! Oh to be released from this cubicle torment for a week or so makes it all worth while. Those hundreds of hours stuck in traffic, just wishing it was the movies and an apocalyptic plague hit the earth are now distant daymares. With each passing minute you feel the urge to YARP. No more mind numbingly boring meetings with people who give credence to shooting sprees. That is why I always wear my bullet proof vest to team building; there is always that one shifty looking analyst who looks ready to go over the edge.

Time to fly this coup and be free!!

Will I race off to the coast to be with my fellow man in holiday traffic jams, will I fuck! My city now is truly the city of the gods. The streets are relatively quite. The weather is always sunny (not this year fucken global warming), and all the fucken BMW drivers are off somewhere else pissing the locals off.

I will spend this time letting off thunder flashes outside old age homes, super gluing all public toilet stalls and moving all handicap parking bays to the furthermost bays (that’ll fuck em)

So merry Christmas and a Happy New year

As the say in Russia “may the ho you pick up in a blind vodka binge this holiday, not turn out to be your sister”